An Interview with Bucket The Cat

Recently, I ran a cat contest in honor of our episode "Cat Party" featuring Joey the cat. After much debate, and many submissions, we finally chose the cutest cat! It's Bucket of Coney Island New York! In a recent interview with Bucket, I dove deep into his personal life, asking the tough cat questions, and this is what I discovered:

1. What's your name?

bucket i dont no you

2. Three words that describe you

snuglefur daddylove no wet pleas

3. Three words thats describe your owner

momy lady sleepy

4. What's your favorite toy?

feet

5. What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever walked in on your owner doing?

momy poops

6. How many times a day do you take a nap? Is it a cat nap, or some other kind of nap? Do you have a preferential nap type?

sleepy then eat then poop then sleeps an sleeps time in all rooms

7. Would you rather only ever be able to eat fish again, or mice?

FISH???? TREATS TREATS NOW NOW PLEASE NOW

8. On a scale of 1-9, how many lives have you used?

wat wat dont get wat lifes?

9. What do you dread most in the day?

Scary poops

10. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Where would you not ever want to live? And why?

i live away from big sasha cat, big sasha cat eat both foods mine, sasha hide but then out and big, I NEVER LIVE IN POOP BOX!

11. What's the craziest place you've ever pooped?

ON TOP OF MY OTHER POOP

12. What is your biggest regret?

the poop

13. What is your secretest of secret dreams for life?

mor outside time when trains not making big noise wit al paws on dady and then TREATS NOW NOW YES PLEASE

14. How many times a day do you lick yourself?

no

15. If you could share a meal with anyone from history who would it be and why?

no share

And there you have it folks. Straight from Bucket's little cat mouth. Now watch Cat Party for a funny cat video!